I caught five minutes of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on CBS last night [I was looking for the news, honest! ;) ] In that five minutes I was shocked to hear the models SPEAK! The VS angels held interviews and had lots of soundbites backstage. Not a good idea. Bad idea! In the catalog, their voices sound like Kate Winslett and Rachel Weisz!!!!! They really do, ask any guy. In reality, on CBS, they croak like chain-smoking Albanian telephone operators. Where are Lina Lamont and Eliza Doolittle’s diction coaches when you need them? “The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.” “Rrrounnd tones!”.